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legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”


source:legfruit
posted 4 hours ago






blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E






whatthefoucault:

Oh Petey C, I love you already.

For those like me who can neither afford nor be arsed to leave their house on a Sunday morn to buy a copy of the Times, my good friend Blogtor Who has been kind enough to summarise the interview here. PLENTY of food for thought. Opinions?


posted 4 hours ago






bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen


source:handaxe
posted 4 hours ago






feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit


source:gingerhaze
posted 4 hours ago






genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: this determined mannequin in a lavender skirt

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: this determined mannequin in a lavender skirt


posted 5 hours ago






ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless

ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless


posted 5 hours ago






buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend


source:buckbarrow
posted 5 hours ago






Dr. King Schultz

posted 7 hours ago






aprilwindworld:

Cheerful King of the Elves ;D